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What you see is what you get.

— Louise Lear, BBC weather person, with probably the most useless weather forecast I have ever heard.

In other news, everything you see on the television isn't real. Oh, hang on — I don't think everyone had realised that. Perhaps we do need more information from the BBC's Department of Trivial Fact, Masquerading as News (and Occasionally the Weather).

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