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Monday 04 February
She did not have sex with that man
Written by rich

Not having sex seems to be the thing lately [not even lately... remember Bill Clinton? — ed]. In yesterday's Observer, there was an article highlighting how Ashley Cole had paid women to sign declarations that they didn't have sex with him. The two examples cited were:

Blonde romper Brooke Healy from Edinburgh tells the Sunday Mirror she was paid £6,300 in cash for signing a declaration saying: 'I did not sleep with Ashley Cole and I will not go to the papers and say I did.' Brunette romper Coralie Robinson from New Zealand says she got £10,000 from Cole for signing a more legal document (with a solicitor present) stating that she 'had never at any time had a sexual relationship of any nature with him' and pledging to destroy all text messages, emails, notes and telephone recordings suggesting otherwise.

Which brings to mind the following: I've not had sex with Ashley Cole, nor indeed any Premiership footballer, and would be happy to sign any declaration or legal document to that effect. If my signature was accompanied by a reasonably-sized cheque, that would be fine. Any takers?

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