Boy, England are bad
We don't do much football here at arbitrary constant, though it does take up a fair bit of our time in the real world (including watching the match tonight).
But when you get such good analysis as this (see last paragraph) there's no need to add to the white noise:
After the drearathon in Israel my neighbour Joseph adjusted his spectacles and told me where we had gone wrong. "He played Lennon on the left when he's a right-winger, he played Gerrard on the right when he should be centre-mid, he played Lampard up front when he's a midfielder. Is Mr McClaren going to play Rio Ferdinand in goal next?" With that he picked up his toys and left in disgust. All good points, brilliantly made. And that is why seven-year-old Joseph Wooden would make a better England manager than Steve McClaren, aged 45.
Excellent analysis from a 7-year-old.
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